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“Finally, nerds can serve a purpose beyond swirlies!"

Conveniently located in Silicon Alley in Manhattan, NYC, our hardworking IT specialists at The Mouse House are here to sell you a shitload of technology you don’t even know how to use! Whether you’re looking for a new hard drive, graphics card, or need help updating your computer for the new millennium, we’ll make sure to half-ass your computer repairs and charge double the price.

20% off dial-up modems! (even for the ugly bitches who don't like us)

LET US TOUCH YOUR COMPUTER.

The Mouse House
Silicon Alley, Manhattan

Email: MouseHouseShop@netscape.net
Address: 12 E 13th Street, New York, NY 10003
Phone: (212) 099-2000





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